Thursday, December 29, 2011

The Coolest Brees

On Monday night, whilst spending the few hours I had left with my family for the holidays, I stopped everything and hushed the room silent. Six seconds later, we are all still quiet watching one man be lifted by an entire city for an accomplishment he deemed "a group effort". New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees passed Miami Dolphins legend Dan Marino as the single-season passing leader with 5,087 yards. A record that stood for 27 years finally fell.

"Awesome," were the first words anyone said. My dad, a solid sports guru but more a noble man, continued "Nicest guy, too. Awesome."

That sentiment was echoed on the ESPN broadcast, on Twitter/Facebook, and every media outlet there is.

"Nicest guy."

Drew Brees, who I personally feel is the most under appreciated GREAT player at his position in the NFL, is one of the few you can call a better person than a player. The man who was shipped out of San Diego like a broken toy, arrived in New Orleans after the devastation of Hurricane Katrina in 2005. He and his family took part in the rebuilding process financially, physically, and in Super Bowl XLIV, he did it emotionally.

The man is a class act, never asking for the spotlight and always deflecting it to someone else. You can tell just how much his teammates, coaches, and fans love being near him. After his record-breaking touchdown pass to Darren Sproles (in another dominant win, by the way), his entire team rushed him, and the Superdome had never been louder.

In the locker room after he acknowledged the efforts of everyone else, from the line who blocked to the receivers/running backs who caught for him. From the defensive players who gave the ball back to the offense, to the coaches who called the plays. Brees wanted EVERYONE to know they were a part of the record, just like he wanted everyone in the city to know they were part of that Championship.

While he may not get the MVP talk he deserves like a Tom Brady or an Aaron Rodgers, nor the "best QB in the game" discussion like a Brady or a Peyton Manning, he couldn't care less. He wants a win for his team, a win for his city, and a chance to play the game.

Now Brady or Rodgers or maybe even Eli Manning could be the eventual single-season leader in passing yards, but time will remember it was Drew Brees who broke it the day after Christmas. Why? Because sometimes, the nice guy really does win, a lot.




.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Make Room For One More: It's Tebow Time!

In a world where our sports athletes are more of a role model than mothers and fathers, its upsetting to see basketball players whining about not enough money, or not going to play in a certain city; football players constantly cursing on the sidelines or illegally hitting a player and showing no remorse. However, in the last two months, we have seen the public (myself included) berate one of these athletes for what seems to be no apparent reason.

Look, it's no secret that Denver Broncos second year Quarterback Tim Tebow is not your "typical" quarterback. His throwing motion is slow and the ball looks terrible on 60% of his passes. He doesn't have, and probably never will have, the dazzling stats of an Aaron Rodgers, Peyton Manning, Tom Brady or Eli Manning. But one thing he does have over all, is his true being.

This is a man whose faith was instilled in him at a young age, and he didn't let the trials and tribulations of life deter him from it. The prodigal son has shown loyalty, intensity, devotion to excellence, and desire to perform all with an air of humility lost in professional sports. He is motivated by performance, and ridiculed by all. Exalted by many, tortured by more.

Sure, his games are ugly to watch for the first 45 minutes but when it matters, boy is he exciting. But it isn't just himself that's fun to watch, and it's not just fun for us on TV. When you see a Broncos game, watch the sidelines. Every defensive/special teams/reserve player is standing up watching to see what this kid will do next. Those same players will play their hearts out for this kid because they want to win just as much as he does, which almost seems impossible.

More importantly, he does all of this the right way. Watch his post game interviews. He credits everyone else. The defense, the coach, the running back, the kicker and of course, his Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. It seems to be that part that irks people. And if it does, that's your own issue. I, for one, am jealous of a man who has that kind of faith because it must be a happier world when your believe is so strong. What grinds my gears is the fact that some folks continue to give all the credit to him, as if he is solely responsible for everything. As much as he makes everyone around him better, and make no mistake about it, he does; there is too much that goes on to give Tebow 100% of the reason for the credit.

That being said, his intangibles as a leader are unfathomable, his ability as a winner is almost, dare I say, Divine? The guy is 7-1 as a starter and has his team in first place. He may not be the ideal version of a signal caller, but he is the epitome of a role model. So I'm done criticizing him as a player because if I had a child, I'd want them to exhibit the same characteristics as Tim Tebow. After all, he is making an NFL Quarterbacks salary. Not bad for a Dad who will probably be struggling to make rent.




.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

The 2011 Heisman Trophy Winner is....

If Michigan Cornerback Charles Woodson beat out Tennessee Quarterback Peyton Manning for the 1997 Heisman Trophy, then LSU's Tyrann "Honey Badger" Mathieu could easily edge Baylor's Robert Griffin, III, right?

Well, if you look at the numbers, Mathieu has had a better year than Woodson did; similarly, RG3 has had a better season than Manning. Fourteen years ago, Manning led the Volunteers with 3,819 yards with a 60.17 completion percentage to go along with 36 touchdowns to just 11 picks en route to an Orange Bowl loss against Nebraska. However, he also lost the best college football player award to a Wolverine who racked up only 44 tackles, 5 sacks, 11 pass breakups, and just four combined TD's (2 punts, 1 receiving, and 1 rushing) on the way to a Rose Bowl win and a share of the National Title.

In 2011, Mathieu has gone crazy leading the LSU Tigers in tackles (70) while also piling up 1.5 sacks, 7 pass breakups and 9 passes defended along with two picks, five forced fumbles, and four scores. BUT what has the Honey Badger on a plane to New York this Saturday is his outstanding play as a punt returner (he only returns punts) where he has 420 yards and two touchdowns, not to mention multiple jaw-dropping returns that didn't reach pay dirt. Something Woodson never really had that year. However, they both were on top teams in the NCAA.

As for RG3, the dude just burst on to the scene this year and has put up probably the best season any Baylor Bear has had. He has thrown for just shy of 4,000 yards (3,998) completing 72.4% of his passes for 36 TD's to just 6 INT's AND he has rushed 644 yards and nine more scores. But, he plays for a team ranked much lower, in a conference much worse off, and won't have a shot at winning the Coaches Trophy.

In a world where the MVP generally goes to the best player on the best team, Tyrann Mathieu would be a logical choice considering he is the face of a program that has no true steady hand on the offensive side of the ball and will probably win the rematch of the "Game of the Century" (more on that in a later post). However, as amazing as it would be to see a non-QB/RB win the Heisman, I can't see the voters truly going against the video game numbers and awe-inspiring moments the other three players have given us.

Andrew Luck, the Stanford QB and soon-to-be number 1 NFL draftee, has had one of the more remarkable two years we've seen in recent memory and he will translate in to the type of player a lot of folks are projecting him to be. Over 3,000 passing yards (3,170) and 35 throws to the end zone are probably not enough to overcome an embarrassing loss to Oregon and an 11-1 record. Especially when he was the favorite ever since losing it to Cam Newton last year.

Wisconsin running back Montee Ball went out and dominated a power hitting conference with a blend of Big 10 brash and SEC speed. He is fourth in the country in rushing yards per game at 135.3 and has 32 touchdowns, 12 more than the next closest guy. Yet, he will only be in the Rose Bowl after being unable to power the Badgers to an undefeated season. On a positive, he'll probably break Barry Sanders touchdown record with two more in the "Granddaddy of them All".

Another power-back, Alabama's Trent Richardson, was heard of two years ago when he backed up the Tide's first ever Heisman winner in Mark Ingram. This year, Richardson has racked up 1,583 rushing yards while shaking and baking his way home 20 times over the year giving 'Bama another shot at conference champion LSU in the national title game.

Say what you want about these five, and the fact the Matt Barkley isn't among them, but this is a tough decision despite what some "projections" have. Going based off of "best player on best team" then it is easily Tyrann Mathieu. If you want precedence and impressive stats, Luck or Ball is there. You want true value to the whole of the parts, Richardson. But the best player in the country is Baylor's Robert Griffin, III. He has been the most exciting guy to watch moving the Bears in to the top-15 at one point this year and three wins over top-25 teams on national TV. He is tops in the country in passer efficiency, and points responsibility, while being in the top five in total offense, touchdown passes, and completion percentage.

A lot of projections say it is a comfortable win for RG3, a lot of people say a guy who plays at a sub-par school shouldn't win it, but whatever they say, they will all say Robert Griffin, III is the 2011 Heisman Trophy Winner.



.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Meyer, Liar; Did Retire (Sorta)

There is something extremely disingenuous about a person doing something for one reason and then making another decision that completely contradicts their first action. It’s quite another thing to go back on the original choice less than a year later. Of course, I’m talking about former Florida football coach Urban Meyer.


While in Gainesville, Meyer won two national championships (2006 & 2008), dominated the Southeastern Conference and had a pretty good record with a damn good quarterback, but you already know all of this. When Urban retired from the Gators at the end of last season, he said it was due to his poor health caused by the stress of his job and so he could spend more time with his wife and kids.

Instead, he joined the “Mother Ship” of sportscasting and became a color commentator for ESPN, traveling across the country every week calling college games. Now, being a sportscaster myself I can assure you the stresses of this job are nothing compared to that of a Division I football coach. However, the travel and time needed to do this at a high level can take away from that precious family time. That immediately made me question Coach Meyer’s truthfulness in retiring.

Yesterday it was announced that Urban Meyer would be the new head coach of the program formerly known as THE Ohio State University. Meyer had denied ever speaking with the Buckeyes in the weeks leading up to this announcement but everyone knew it to be true. Why? Cause once he put on a headset everyone knew he wasn’t quitting football for good and it certainly wasn’t to be with his family.
So the question now is, why did he leave Gainesville and a conference that is still the best in Division I football? Was it that he knew he could not win with Tim Tebow gone? Did he begin to lose his recruiting touch with the rise of Auburn and Alabama again? Did he see what was happening at Auburn with Cam Newton and decided to get the hell out of dodge before something bigger about Newton’s time at Florida came out? Or was it simply because he wanted an excuse to leave Florida and wait until another prolific program opened its doors?

Let’s be honest, if Meyer had stayed at Florida one more year and Jim Tressel was still dismissed from OSU, everyone would have pegged Urban to replace him. The guy is an Ohio native and was a Buckeyes assistant in the late ‘80s. At Utah he was Chris Peterson before there was a Chris Peterson. Nobody would have blamed him if he left the Swamp for the Horseshoe, nobody. Instead we question his methods and I, personally, have lost a lot of respect for what was a great man and still is a great coach.

Maybe I’m wrong. The guy is a miracle worker after all: He built the Utes into a BCS Buster, he birthed Tim Tebow, and apparently, he’s even cured all his stress related illnesses and watched his kids grow up just a year. Even that is impressive.

 
 
.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

2011 CMA Predictions: The Greatest Music Show Not Named the Grammy's

So with all the terrible things happening in the world, I'm reminded of one of the better things in life: music. With music we can tell a story that reaches everyone and can change your mood for the better. And no style does that better than Country music. Tonight, the Country Music Association Awards will be showcased on ABC and I personally cannot wait to watch! Not only because it's some of the greatest musical talent there is, but also to gauge how much I still think I know about the industry with my picks:

Musical Event of the Year:
Nominees: As She's Walking Away (Zac Brown Band & Alan Jackson); Coal Miner's Daughter (Loretta Lynn, Sheryl Crow and Miranda Lambert); Don't You Wanna Stay (Jason Aldean and Kelly Clarkson); Old Alabama (Brad Paisley featuring Alabama); You and Tequila (Kenny Chesney and Grace Potter)
Last Year's Winner: Hillbilly Bone (Blake Shelton ft. Trace Adkins)
Who Will Win? While "Coal Miner's Daughter" is an iconic song in the industry sung by three insanely big stars (including the original artist), and Zac Brown had arguably their biggest popularity year, Brad Paisley featuring Alabama will take this. You have a fun song that incorporates some great old-school rythym and guitar with probably the best guitarist in the business into a hit number one. Awesome stuff.

Song of the Year:
Nominees: Colder Weather - Zac Brown Band, Dirt Road Anthem - Brantley Gilbert & Colt Ford, If I Die Young - Kimberly Perry, Mean - Taylor Swift, You and Tequila - Matraca Berg & Deana Carter
Last Year's Winner: The House That Built Me
Who Will Win? Now, it is important to note this is an award based on song writing and not performance (hence why Jason Aldean is not listed with Dirt Road Anthem). Dirt Road Anthem is a career defining song for Aldean, but since it isn't up for Single of the Year he won't win. "If I Die Young" catapulted The Band Perry to new found fame and will not only win this award, but others tonight.

Album of the Year:
Nominees: All About Tonight - Blake Shelton, My Kinda Party - Jason Aldean, Speak Now - Taylor Swift, This Is Country Music - Brad Paisley, You Get What You Give - Zac Brown Band
Last Year's Winner: Revolution - Miranda Lambert
Who Will Win? Honestly, this will probably be the award I'm most disappointed in as a fan (a.k.a a guy). All of these albums were amazing in terms of the amount of hit songs produced from them. But only one has helped to keep a world-wide phenom at the top. Taylor Swift has the music world in a choke hold and although I will be upset if/when she accepts this award, it rightfully does belong to her.

Single of the Year:
Nominees: A Little Bit Stronger - Sara Evans, Colder Weather - Zac Brown Band, Don't You Wanna Stay - Jason Aldean w/ Kelly Clarkson, Honey Bee - Blake Shelton, If I Die Young - The Band Perry
Last Year's Winner: Need You Now - Lady Antebellum
Who Will Win? At this point, my buddy Goose has stopped reading because I once again am not picking ZBB. Blake Shelton had a great feel good up-tempo love song that was dominant this year. But Blake is also established in the industry. When a song takes you from "one-hit wonder" to "legitimate act" and gets you a gig opening for legend Alan Jackson, you got a special single. The Band Perry wins.

Vocal Duo of the Year:
Nominees: The Civil Wars, Montgomery Gentry, Steel Magnolia, Sugarland, Thompson Square
Last Year's Winner: Sugarland
Who Will Win? Well, they didn't really do much over the past year in terms of song output, but Kristian Bush and Jennifer Neddles were at the center of one of the most painful events of the summer when a stage at a state fair they were performing at, collapsed killing multiple people. That will have little to do with the award but hearing their acceptance speech will be very emotional given the circumstance.

Vocal Group of the Year:
Nominees: The Band Perry, Lady Antebellum, Little Big Town, Rascal Flatts, Zac Brown Band
Last Year's Winner: Lady Antebellum
Who Will Win? Sometimes, in categories like this, I think the association just puts in groups to fill it up. The Band Perry has had a phenomenal year as already mentioned. Rascal Flatts is a powerhouse group that gets better every year. Little Big Town still has yet to become that "headline" act despite having almost a 10 year career. Lady A has been to vocal groups what Taylor Swift has been to solo artists, amazing. That being said, this is when the Zac Brown Band gets their due. They are an amazing group that blends old-time country meaning and music with new-age lyrics and tempo. It will not be long before they are nominated for, and win, multiple Entertainer of the Year awards.

New Artist of the Year:
Nominees: The Band Perry, Luke Bryan, Eric Church, Thompson Square, Chris Young
Last Year's Winner: The Zac Brown Band
Who Will Win? This is the category that I can never understand. True country music fans will understand because only two of these artists are actually "new". Luke, Eric and Chris have been around for a few years (Chris Young won the original Nashville Star back in 2007). That being said, Luke has add a tremendous year and I will be holding on to my bias in rooting hard for him. Don't be surprised if Eric Church adds an award to his resume. Both are awesome but I'm rooting for the ACM New Artist of the Year in Luke Bryan.

Male Vocalist of the Year:
Nominees: Jason Aldean, Kenny Chesney, Brad Paisley, Blake Shelton, Keith Urban
Last Year's Winner: Blake Shelton
Who Will Win? It is no secret that I absolutely LOVE Kenny and he still is the best concert I've seen (saw him twice this year). He took a summer off last year which cost him quite a view awards including his reign as Entertainer of the Year. Keith is a great talent in both vocals and instrumentals but he's been on the back burner aside from the song "Without You". Blake once again had a great year professionally and personally while Brad is still the best SHOW I've ever seen. All that fails to match the year Jason Aldean had. If Taylor Swift did not have the year she did, he would win Album of the Year as well. This is a nice consolation though.

Female Vocalist of the Year:
Nominees: Sara Evans, Miranda Lambert, Martina McBride, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood
Last Year's Winner: Miranda Lambert
Who Will Win? Well the Champ has a great chance to repeat this year considering the career of her husband and herself were mirrors of one another. Sara had a strong showing but just one song, while Martina and Carrie continued to be the icons they are. However, with all the love I gave Taylor earlier, it should not be a surprise that she captures this title along with the previous honor.

Entertainer of the Year:
Nominees: Jason Aldean, Brad Paisley, Blake Shelton, Taylor Swift, Keith Urban
Last Year's Winner: Brad Paisley
Who Will Win? Last year, Brad proved that it takes more than catchy songs and a good voice to be a true Entertainer knocking off Kenny. This year, Chesney isn't even nominated. For me it comes down to the Titan of Pop-Country in T-Swift and not the Male Vocalist of the Year in Mr. Aldean, but Mr. Miranda Lambert. Blake has come a long way since his mullet and cowboy hat singing songs like "The Baby" but he has always kept the edge you heard in "Ol' Red". This past year he matched that with some heart-felt love songs and a great showing on the hit TV program "The Voice". Though I have not seen his concert in about four years, and wasn't impressed, he has become very entertaining and very deserving as this year's Country King.



.

Friday, November 4, 2011

Richard Childress Proves, Again, that NASCAR is Built on Family

So I know it's been a while since something has come out of the fryer, but there have been a lot of other things on my mind lately. Family is something incredibly important and when you lose a piece of that it's a wound that Neosporin and a Band-aid won't easily fix. That being said, here is your newest deep-fried musing; centered around family.

In February of 2001 at Daytona International Speedway, race fans saw one of the greatest things in the sport happen. Dale Earnhardt, Sr., in his patented black #3 Cheverloet, was blocking the other drivers from passing him on the final lap of the Daytona 500. More amazing was that in front of him were his teammate and good friend Michael Waltrip and his son, Dale Jr. The man was giving up himself to let his friend and family fight for the greatest prize in NASCAR. Ultimately, the Intimidator gave up everything in a horrific crash in turn 3 on the final lap that claimed his life.

Still one of the saddest moments in history, it was only appropriate that the #3 be retired from the sport even it was only ceremoniously.

On Friday, Richard Childress (owner of Richard Childress Racing, a powerhouse in NASCAR) announced the #3 car would be back full-time on the Nationwide circuit for the first time since that fateful February evening next season with his grandson, Austin Dillon behind the wheel. Now before you go claiming Richard is using his stature in the sport to unearth the most well-known figure in NASCAR, or that the #3 should never be driven again, check this out.

In an ESPN article, Childress explained that his grandson has been racing in the Craftsman Truck Series (and dominating it) with the #3 plastered on the side and Dillon intends on moving up to NASCAR's "minor leagues" next season. He also made it a point to speak with Junior about seeing someone else drive a car with his fathers number.

"He has used the 3 predominantly throughout his career, and I for one am excited to know he'll be running it at the next level," said Earnhardt. "He's a sharp kid with a lot of potential. The respect he shows the sport and his competitors is a reflection of the family values that has molded him into the person he is today."


Family is something that runs deeper in NASCAR than any other sport in the country. It's such an important fiber in every racer, whether blood is shared or not. As evidenced by the reaction to Dan Wheldon's tragic death at Las Vegas a couple weeks ago.

It should also be noted that Childress drove the #3 for five seasons before Dale, Sr. made it famous. And has he notes towards the end of the piece, "I know (Earnhardt) would be proud."

He absolutely would. Not because of who is driving the #3, but because of why. It's a family thing. They said blood is thicker than water. In NASCAR, it's thicker than oil too. So go get 'em Dillon. Do that #3, and your family proud, like we know you all will.



.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Top 10 Sports-Themed Halloween Costumes of 2011

Alright, October means my favorite holiday of the year is fast approaching. Halloween. I love creative, funny, mean, politically-incorrect costumes. I was Martha Stewart one year (blonde wig and an orange jumpsuit) and the Met's starting lineup the year they all were hurt. So, with a little help from my good buddy Matty Naps, here is a top-10 list of sports-themed costumes for you to decide between in the next three weeks.

10. NBA/NFL Lockouts

Easily the most talked about stories of the last few months, arguably the two most exciting sports leagues in the country were close (one still is) to not actually having a season. The majority of Americans sat uneasy during June and July as the thought of no gridiron Sundays crept closer and closer to reality. Now, there may actually be a delay/cancellation of pro basketball in the US. Easy costume design here, just put on any NFL/NBA jersey and make sure you have handcuffs on. Or wear a suit with the keys around your belt. Either way, complain you aren’t making enough money the entire time.

9. CM Punk

In a “sport” that continues to have an insanely large fan-base, CM Punk has become one of the more recognizable names in WWE. Now, when I occassionnaly checked in on RAW or SmackDown, I learned that this guy was a “straight-edged” man trying to convince everyone to do the same. Whether that is still true, I’m not sure, but his storyline has grown to becoming a WWE champ. If you wanna give this a ride, throw on some spandex, continue to make him the most popular name in the biz and tell everyone how much better you are than them.

8. Alexandre Burrows

The bite felt round the world, was one of the biggest talking points in this year’s Stanley Cup Finals between the Vancouver Canucks and Boston Bruins. The Canucks winger actually went and tried to take a piece of Bruins Patrice Bergeron when the two got in a skirmish a la Holyfield-Tyson. To properly do this costume, buy a Burrows jersey and have part of a finger hanging out of your mouth. If you want to make fun of the whole city of Vancouver, just peacefully destroy everything at the party because you didn’t get what you came for.

7. Philadelphia Eagles “Dream Team”

Ok, once the NFL got going, the actual analysis of the sports and teams began. Experts continued to gawk at the signings made by the Eagles and dub them immediate contenders. Backup quarterback Vince Young took it another level and called his squad a “dream team” of sorts. Now, Philly is 1-4 after dropping a game to the Buffalo Bills this weekend. Without the Phillies or the 76ers (does Philly know they have an NBA team?) the Flyers look as the only hope in that city. To make this one work, just get all the Eagles sleepwear you can find and look like you’re about to go to bed. That’s the only way Eagles fans will their team in the Super Bowl.

6. Novak Djokovic (as Maria Sharapova)

If you have not seen this, here. Novak, who had probably the greatest season of any individual athlete since Tiger Woods in 2000, also proved he is very creative and funny by spoofing on the talented, and sexy, Maria Sharapova. Guys, your drag costume of the year is here. Just follow Novak’s lead and enjoy the Lady Gaga alternate of 2011.

5. BCS School

With all this talk of constant conference realignment, why not have a little fun with? Texas is in the SEC, TCU was going to the BIG EAST and is now going to the BIG 12, Colorado apparently belongs in the PAC-12, and now UCONN and PITT are on the Atlantic Coast. Just find any BCS school jersey and constantly change the conference logo patch on your shoulder claiming football would do better there. Just don’t go get a geography degree from any of those universities.

4. Lebron James

For the second straight year “King James” has made the list. Last year it was as simple as putting on his jersey and talking about going to Miami. This year it’s almost exactly the same. Buy a LeBron James Heat jersey, grow out a little scruff for your beard, and throw on your headband. You have to make sure that you leave all your rings at home, cause you’re LeBron, you don’t have any. Oh, and make sure you and your teammates leave three-quarters through the party.

3. Nevin Shapiro

Ah, yet another college story to make fun of. The University of Miami (The U), was caught for multiple players receiving benefits from a booster named Nevin Shapiro. Those benefits ranged from parties, to computers, to even prostitutes. So all you have to do, is rock a Miami football jersey, have a couple Charlie Sheen-esque goddesses on your arm and keep promising them to other people at the party if they come with you.

2. Brian Wilson’s Beard

The most glorious face-salad in sports since Rollie Fingers has taken on a legend of its own. Now, I hate that Mr. Wilson has to dye his beard black to keep it that way, but he makes up for it in camera attitude and character. Instead of going as Brian Wilson’s ESPY outfit, just go as the beard, it’s that famous anyway. Could get you an epic Head & Shoulders commercial too.

1. Red Sox/Braves

Who will ever forget, or let us forget, the fact that the Atlanta Braves and the Boston Red Sox simultaneously performed the greatest September collapse in baseball history. If you want to really be a star at your party, and piss off any friends who are fans of those teams, put on a Sox/Braves jersey, tape a pair of fake hands around your neck and paint your face blue. If you are a Sox or Braves fan, you can have just as much fun with this by putting on an Alex Rodriguez jersey.